Thursday, August 18, 2005

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory 

KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.

Don't worry, it's from the Onion, but I don't doubt that someone in Kansas really believes it.


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